March 25th, 2008
10 Years After Debut of The Drudge Report, Magazine Features Story About How Internet Affects News Coverage
Time Magazine took a major step forward in their effort to prove to the 37 people who still read the magazine how edgy they are by publishing a story about how the Internet affects news coverage … on their [...]
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March 25th, 2008
Like we needed these geniuses to tell us
The Conference Board, a business-backed research group, said Tuesday that consumer confidence sank to a five-year low in March as tight credit markets, rising prices and worsening job prospects made many worry that the economy has fallen into recession.
Lynn Franco, director of the Conference Board’s research center, said, [...]
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March 25th, 2008
Invokes Legacy of Ronald Reagan With Bout of Alzheimer’s About Bosnia Trip
“Once upon a time in Bosnia…”
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Hillary Clinton made her strongest bid yet to broaden her electable base by aligning herself with former conservative President Ronald Reagan by developing Alzheimers about a 1996 trip to Bosnia.
In a masterful political maneuver, Ms. Clinton also sought to [...]
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March 23rd, 2008
Pope Calls For Peace In Annual Easter Message
Baptizes Muslim Convert During Ceremony to Prove Vatican Can Still Break Balls When It Wants To
“Hey, I kid because I love…”
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MSNBC: ‘Bear Stearns Big Shots Reaped Big Paydays’
News Channel Seen as Early Favorite to Win 2008 Award for Least Surprising Headline
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Wal-Mart Vows Private-Label Milk Will No Longer [...]
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March 21st, 2008
Ty Pennington Apologizes For Bulldozing 347 Stores As Coffee Store Prez Says ‘We Thought We’d Start With New Espresso Machines’
After hearing Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz talk about the need for Starbucks to undergo an “extreme makeover,” ABC’s Ty Pennington sprung into action in what was to be billed as “the biggest Extreme Makeover we’ve ever [...]
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March 20th, 2008
Doonesbury, Cathy Put On Orange Alert
In his first recorded message this year, Osama bin Laden took time out from his usual blather to address the issue of cartoons that did not conform to Islamic law.
The al-Qaeda leader had harsh words for the Danish cartoonist who drew a picture of the prophet Muhammad with a bomb [...]
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March 20th, 2008
Housing Industry Bail Out Seen As Possible Conflict of Interest
Bloomberg News reports that Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke’s house may be worth less than he paid for it back in May 2004. Critics point out that recent extraordinary steps by the Fed to ease credit conditions could be evidence of a conflict of interest on the [...]
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March 19th, 2008
‘Plain English’ Legal Form Prevents Lawsuits and Many Sexually Transmitted Diseases
Sparing no expense, the finest legal minds at Bizlevity have concocted a blanket disclaimer of liability that is destined to become a publishing industry standard.
Readers are invited to use the basic template for their own blogging sites or, in a pinch, as a pre-nuptial agreement.
Bizlevity [...]
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March 19th, 2008
Company Plans to Use Money to Buy Bank Stock, Issue Credit Cards to Pets
Visa, in a veiled attempt to validate the vicissitudes of various credit vendors, ventured into the valley of Wall Street to voluntarily tap a vein of voluminous venture capital.
The company, which will trade under the ticker symbol “V”, will also now require [...]
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March 18th, 2008
In a desperate bid to save the economy, two men will test the limits of endurance and heroism in a race to ease credit and print money.
On their journey they will face their own inner demons and one will find true love.
Ben Bernanke (Spinal Tap, Cutting the Discount Rate: A Fed Training Film) and Henry [...]
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