Accused Of Affair, John Edwards Demands Apology
Claims Hair Stylist Promised $400 Haircut Would Help Him Score Models, Actresses
Former Democratic Presidential hopeful John Edwards was furious today as the highly reputable National Enquirer caught him sneaking around the hotel where a woman formerly rumored to be his mistress was staying.
Edwards issued a strongly-worded “Aww, sh*t!” as he attempted to avoid paparazzi and reporters using evasive techniques pioneered by the Marx Brothers.
The former Senator from North Carolina was also demanding an apology from Ramon at the chi-chi Beverly Hills salon, Supercuts, from whom Edwards received his famous $400 haircut.
A spokesman for Edwards told reporters, “Ramon told John he would ‘get mad Hollywood kitty’ with his expensive haircut. Naturally, Mr. Edwards is upset that, instead, he ended up with a former co-worker who looks like a velociraptor with a blonde wig.”
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