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Age Has Been Best Predictor In Democratic Primaries

by markjabo on April 22nd, 2008

Clinton Counting On Older Voters, Hopes Those with Alzheimer’s Will Forget Lies, Past Screw-Ups

Pollsters have parsed the results of the ongoing Democratic primary by race, gender and socio-economic status. The best predictor, according to the New York Times, has been age.

Old people are solidly in Hillary’s camp, with younger voters favoring Obama. Not surprisingly, older people tend to favor experience, pantsuits and ossified thinking.

In keeping with the “experience” theme, Clinton has reportedly narrowed her vice-presidential list to Robert Byrd, Jerry Lewis and the late Strom Thurmond.

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Older Democratic voters say they favor a Washington resume and life experience. Wait, … what?

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