Democrats Approve Drilling … Into Bush’s Skull
Special guest post by: Traci Skene
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Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi will introduce legislation to open up President Bush’s brain to exploratory drilling. “We want to see what’s in there,” said the speaker in an impromptu press conference, “What we find may not lower gas prices, but it will lower my blood pressure.”
Fellow Democrats, including Senate Majority Leader, Harry Reid, are criticizing the plan. “The man is a chimp,” said the Senator from Nevada, “You can’t drill into the brain of a chimp. Certainly I don’t like the President’s policies but I’m against cruelty to animals.”
White House spokesperson Dana Perino issued a statement saying the President could not be reached for comment because he was wearing a helmet and hiding in the hall closet.
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After a full day of drilling, wildcatters still unable to crack exterior of Bush’s head
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Traci Skene is a professional stand-up comic as well as co-founder and editor of SHECKYmagazine. She posts regularly over at Road Atlas Shrugged and you can catch her live this month on August 22-23 at the Comedy Cove in Springfield, NJ and on August 29 at the Allentown Brewworks in Allentown, PA.
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1 opinion for Democrats Approve Drilling … Into Bush’s Skull
Miranda
Aug 11, 2008 at 2:42 pm
LOL.
Against cruelty to animals…
Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
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