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Scrolling Headlines Don’t Scroll Unless You Do: February 23, 2008

by markjabo on February 23rd, 2008

“Dude, can I stay at your place for a few years?”

Starbucks Slashes 600 Office Jobs
Company Hopes to Boost Sales By Having Former Employees Hang Out at Their Local Starbucks

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Google Co-Founder Sergey Brin Calls Microsoft Bid for Yahoo! ‘Unnerving’
Brin sees potential for stifling innovation as direct attack on Google’s core business

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Trend Toward Companies ‘Giving Back to Community’ Creates Environmental Havoc
Activists Want ‘Endangered Species’ Status for Rare Capitalist Pig

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Lindsay Lohan Settles Lawsuit With Busboy
In exchange for dropping legal claims, actress agrees to booze-fueled, mind-blowing sex romp

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Company ad icon to change name from Smiling Bob to PMITA Bob

President of ‘Male Enhancement’ Pharmaceutical Company Convicted
Enzyte maker CEO guilty of mail fraud, money laundering and 4.5 million awkward moments

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Save wildlife, drill onshore

Major Oil Find Off Coast of Brazil Spurs Talk of OPEC Membership
Country Weighs Options of Joining Oil Cartel vs. Big East Conference

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New Study Suggests Too Many Personal Items in Work Cubicle Gives ‘Unprofessional’ Image
Plants, family portraits project business image; blow-up dolls and anal beads, not so much

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