Headlines That Don’t Scroll Unless You Do — March 23, 2008
Pope Calls For Peace In Annual Easter Message
Baptizes Muslim Convert During Ceremony to Prove Vatican Can Still Break Balls When It Wants To
“Hey, I kid because I love…”
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MSNBC: ‘Bear Stearns Big Shots Reaped Big Paydays’
News Channel Seen as Early Favorite to Win 2008 Award for Least Surprising Headline
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Wal-Mart Vows Private-Label Milk Will No Longer Contain Artificial Growth Hormones
Company Also Hopes To Phase Out Lead In Toys
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Georgi Vodka To Use Spitzer Call Girl’s Butt In Bus Ads
Mrs. Spitzer, Daughters Said Likely To Take Subway
Family won’t take Number 9 train
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Ryan Seacrest Tells Washington Post He Wants To Be ‘Dick Clark..Merv Griffin..Larry King’ Of His Generation
American Idol Host Plans to Have Stroke, Turn Gay and Get Divorced Six Times In Next Year
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Gibson Sues MTV, EA Over ‘Guitar Hero’ Patent for ‘Technology To Simulate A Musical Performance’
Guitar Company Also Asks Judge For Injunction to Stop People From Playing Air Guitar; Wants Royalties From Tom Cruise, producers of ‘Risky Business’
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Home Builders Confidence Near Record Lows
Fed Says It Will Continue To Make Credit More Available, Also Pledges To Dole Out Hugs, Words of Encouragement
Fed bailout plan criticized for allowing cheap feels
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