Homeless Man Emerges As Presidential Front-Runner
‘Angry Harry’ Seen Immune to Charges of Wealth, Elitism
As the Democrat and Republican political machines trade barbs about their opposing candidates’ wealth and elitist viewpoints, a new Presidential favorite has emerged who appears to be largely above (or below as the case may be) such charges.
Harold “Angry Harry” Nockles spends most of his time in the subway below New York City’s Grand Central Station. He emerges periodically to panhandle and rant about how aliens are trying to take over the city.
Angry Harry appeals to disgruntled voters of both political parties who believe that the political system favors the rich. A recent Zogby poll also shows Harry with strong support among voters who describe the environment as one of their top concerns since everything he owns is recycled.
Both McCain and Obama were quick to issue statements aimed at discrediting Angry Harry’s populist appeal. McCain said Harry was out of touch with working people’s concerns about higher gas prices, education and personal hygiene.
The Obama camp chided Angry Harry when the homeless candidate was unable to give an accurate count of how many refrigerator boxes he used as housing.
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Angry Harry’s simple lifestyle and vivid hallucinations attract Independent voters
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