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‘Junior’ Gotti Arrested On Murder Conspiracy Charge

by markjabo on August 5th, 2008

Additional Charges Include First Degree Stupidity and Impersonation of a Mobster

After three criminal trials related to alleged attempts to kidnap Guardian Angel and radio personality Curtis Sliwa, John “Junior” Gotti is back in deep linguine again.

Junior, son of the late John “Dapper Don” Gotti former head of the Gambino crime family, obviously figured the Feds gave up and weren’t paying any attention to him.

Yeah, I know. Nobody’s that stupid.

Except maybe O.J. Simpson.

FBI agent Al “Anonymous Source” Dente said Junior was picked up on a murder conspiracy charge that “stemmed from a federal investigation originating in Tampa, Florida.”

According to NBC News: “Five suspects have already been charged in that racketeering case, including reputed Gambino associates Ronald “Ronnie One Arm” Trucchio and John Alite.”

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Correction: The previous quote should have referred to John Alite as John “How Come I Got No Freakin’ Nickname?” Alite. The Mafia and editors of Bizlevity regret the oversight
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Junior Gotti has previously said that he was “retired” from the Mafia but was reportedly inspired by Brett Favre’s recent return to football and was said to be in talks with local crime heads about returning to the organization.

Speaking anonymously (they hoped), members of the Gambino crime family have indicated they would prefer if Junior signed with another organization involved in the shakedown rackets such as PETA or the EPA.

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2-mendespetaad.jpg Um, I forgot what my point was…

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