McCain Calls Wall Street ‘Villain’ In Sub-Prime Meltdown
‘Dastardly’ Brokers ‘Bamboozled’ Townfolk
Republican nominee and financial dolt John McCain appeared on Meet the Press today on the advice of his campaign handlers who explained to him he’d reach a broader audience than by wearing a morning coat and top hat while speaking from the back of a railroad car.
McCain lost no time in sounding exactly like you’d expect someone to sound if they were living in the early 1900s, as he labeled Wall Street bankers “villains.” McCain also said, “we should eliminate the pay and bonuses that these people rake in” and urged Wall Street workers instead to marry wealthy beer distributors.
In related news, McCain sought to cut through campaign rhetoric by saying, “Look, I’m not that great on details, but whatever bailout Obama promises, I’ll beat it.”
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“I don’t know math, but I know a villain when I see one…”
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