McCain Insists He’s Ready To Lead
Cindy McCain Still Unsure, Thinks Husband May Need More Dance Lessons
The McCain campaign has repeatedly criticized Barack Obama as “not ready to lead.” In a bombshell interview with Highlights Magazine, Cindy McCain has revealed that she has doubts about her own husband’s ability to lead.
“John’s worked hard at his dancing but, on really complicated routines like the salsa or the Electric Slide, I still have to be the one taking charge of the action,” said McCain’s wife.
At a hastily called press conference to control fallout from Cindy McCain’s admission, the Arizona Senator invited reporters to dance with him to Glen Miller’s In the Mood and Johann Strauss’ Blue Danube Waltz.
The Senator, who was radiant in a dark blue suit with a subdued fuschia windowpane check, capped off the press conference by inviting political pundit George Stephanopoulos to slow dance to Always and Forever.
A fuming Cindy McCain left the press conference at that point complaining, “John hasn’t grabbed my ass like that in years.”
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