Obama Speaks To ‘Enormous’ Crowd At Stop In Berlin
Man Closes Door on McCain In Ohio; Says He Thought GOP Candidate ‘Was A Jehovah’s Witness Or Something’
As Barack Obama continued to tour Europe on his summer vacation which was definitely, repeat definitely, not a political campaign tour, he was met by the same huge crowds that have been appearing since he became a Presidential contender earlier this year.
Back home in the U.S., John McCain was hard at work on the campaign trail going door-to-door in residential neighborhoods in an attempt to speak to more than three people at a time.
The Senator from Arizona encountered a problem at his first stop when, after beginning to introduce himself, a man unceremoniously slammed his front door in McCain’s face.
Homeowner Warren Pease explained, “I thought the dude was some kind of Jehovah’s Witness or magazine salesman. I mean, seriously, who else wears a sweater under their suit jacket?”
In other campaign news, conservative Republicans were trying to pass a law whereby candidates would multiply their electoral votes by a complicated formula that took into account their age, number of liver spots and the size of their prostate.
Critics charged this type of formula would work against the younger Obama and, instead, could tip the vote in favor of Hillary Clinton.
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Enlarged prostate or just really big pain-in-the-ass?
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