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Ralph Nader Announces Bid For Presidency

by markjabo on February 25th, 2008

Urges Americans to Throw Away Their Votes…In Proper Recycling Container

Ralph Nader announced his third bid for the Presidency on Meet the Press this past Sunday.

Meet the Press, the longest running show in broadcast history, announced it had shattered all previous low ratings for the Sunday morning pundit fest.

Nader said he was the only candidate whose actions matched his words, noting that he has continued to recycle the same tired anti-corporate compost since his first Presidential bid in 2000.

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Archived photo shows a young Nader teaching Britney Spears how to drive..

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An e-mail message had been sent out on Friday urging “supporter(s) to tell friend(s) and family to watch the show and request online contributions.” The e-mail was from “The Nader Team” which is comprised of Ralph and the voices in his head.

Nader’s website vows the candidate will fight “corporate greed, corporate power, corporate control” and strive to implement government greed, government power and government control with himself at the helm.

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