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Scrolling Headlines Don’t Scroll Unless You Do — April 5, 2008

by markjabo on April 6th, 2008

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Mysterious Disease Killing Young Male Apes
Right Wing Gorillas Say It’s Kong’s Punishment for Having Sex With Humans

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Absolut Vodka Apologizes For Ad Depicting Southwestern U.S. As Part Of Mexico
Company Aims to Stir Up Controversy Closer to Home With Ads Showing Poland as Part of Nazi Germany

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Employers Cut 80,000 Jobs In March
Shortage of Pink Copy Paper, Only 31 Days in Month Prevent Number from Topping 100,000

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Loan Delinquencies At Highest Level In Over 15 Years
Fed Urges Implementation of Curfew, Maintains Making No Loans Made After 8:00PM Unless Accompanied By Parent Will Cut Opportunities for Borrowers to Get Into Trouble

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Greenspan Endorses McCain For President
Former Fed Chairman Feels Country is Ready for Clapper, Craftmatic Adjustable Bed in White House

2-craftm2.jpg Lincoln Bedroom donors love the massage option

Lovesick Prison Guard Who Aided Inmate Escape Says She Feels Used
Also Requests Those Involved With MLM Schemes, Brooklyn Bridge Offers Stop E-Mailing Her

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Apple Sues NYC Over Use Of Apple In City’s ‘GreeNYC’ Environmental Initiative
Also Named As Co-Defendant: Granny Smith

2-granny-smith.jpg iPod maker seeks tart relief from courts

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