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Scrolling Headlines Don’t Scroll Unless You Do - July 10, 2008

by markjabo on July 10th, 2008

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General Motors CEO Denies Bankruptcy Rumors
Maintains Company’s Cash Position is ‘Robust’; Says ‘For Sale By Owner’ Sign in Window of His SUV is Just A Coincidence

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Pharmaceutical Reps No Longer Able To Give Out Pens, Coffee Mugs To Doctors
New Industry Code of Conduct Designed to Eliminate Appearance of Corporate Influence; Reps Urged to Use Cash or Lap Dances Instead

How about a free sample of Purel?

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Pharmaceutical Reps No Longer Able To Give Out Pens, Coffee Mugs To Doctors
Fed Chairman Bernanke Says Government Needs More Regulation to Help Bail Out Tchotchke Manufacturers

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Oil Jumps $5 On Tension In The Middle East
‘Cause It’s Not Like That’s Ever Happened Before

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MSNBC Exclusive Video: How Coupons Can Help You Save Money In Tough Times
Adding 25 Minutes to Routine Grocery Checkout Provokes ‘Register Rage’ And Gets You Free Hospital Food For A Week

Only works if you reaally like applesauce…

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European Central Bank Chairman Says Inflation Likely To Linger
Over a Cappuccino and Maybe A Biscotti

Inflation working on new screenplay

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Moody’s Downgrades Pilgrim’s Pride
Says Company Faces Rising Costs, Squeezed Margins and Continued Ridicule Over Shoes With Shiny Buckles

“What’s it now, Pilgrim?”

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