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Scrolling Headlines Don’t Scroll Unless You Do - July 3, 2008

by markjabo on July 3rd, 2008

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Scientists Discover Watermelon Has ‘Viagra-Like’ Effect
Non-Scientists Wonder How You Talk Someone Into Screwing A Watermelon

Hey, la … my boyfriend’s back

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Scientists Discover Watermelon Has ‘Viagra-Like’ Effect
Researchers Say You May Want to Steer Clear of Your Uncle Fred at Fourth of July Barbecue

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Scientists Discover Watermelon Has ‘Viagra-Like’ Effect
Less Than 30 Seconds Later Spam Filters Worldwide Clogged With Messages Saying ‘Drive Grrls Wild — 30% Discount On Watermelon’

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Scientists Discover Watermelon Has ‘Viagra-Like’ Effect
Researchers Say Little Blue Pill is Still Easier to Swallow

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Scientists Discover Watermelon Has ‘Viagra-Like’ Effect
Warn that Effects May Be Counteracted If You Spit Out Seeds On Girlfriend’s New Sheets Just Before Oral Sex

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Scientists Discover Watermelon Has ‘Viagra-Like’ Effect
Guess What the New Most Popular Bubblicious Flavor Is?

The Ultimate Bubble

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Scientists Discover Watermelon Has ‘Viagra-Like’ Effect
Man Arrested At Wedding for Sodomizing Sculpted Fruit Swan

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Scientists Discover Watermelon Has ‘Viagra-Like’ Effect
Say Seedless Variety May Prevent Pregnancy

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Scientists Discover Watermelon Has ‘Viagra-Like’ Effect
Side Effects Include Your Privates Developing Uneven Green-and-White Stripes

Seems like small price to pay for additional girth

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Scientists Discover Watermelon Has ‘Viagra-Like’ Effect
Health Care Activists Say Consumers Can Save By Buying Cheaper Canadian Watermelons

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Scientists Discover Watermelon Has ‘Viagra-Like’ Effect
Discovery Explains Why NAACP Never Made Big Deal About Long-Standing Racial Stereotype

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Scientists Discover Watermelon Has ‘Viagra-Like’ Effect
Long-Time Prop Manager Sues Famous Comedian for Sexual Harassment, Says Comic Gallagher Was ‘Constantly Aroused’

Sledge-O-Matic Only Way to Stop Gallagher

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