Scrolling Headlines Don’t Scroll Unless You Do — June 12, 2008
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Exxon Says It Will Sell All It’s Company-Owned Gas Stations
Company Said To Be ‘Totally Disgusted’ With Restrooms
Welcome to your new cubicle
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Supreme Court Rebuffs Bush With Guantanamo Ruling
Justices Ask ‘Who Elected This Guy Anyway? Oh, Right…Sorry.’
Can’t gitmo than this far outside the Constitution
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Lehman Bros. Chief Fires Two Finance Execs, Complains ‘Wall Street Wants A Head’
CEO Fuld Says ‘You Really Didn’t Think I Was Going to Resign, Did You?’
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Belgian Brewer’s Takeover Offer For Anheuser-Busch Spurs ‘Amercanism’ In Some Beer Drinkers
Missouri Governor Leads Charge In Asserting Citizen’s Right to Drink Crappy Beer Made By Inefficient Domestic Company
Nothing more American then Clydesdales
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Bush Plans Speech In Paris Celebrating Improved U.S.-European Relations
Crowd of Over Three or Four People Expected To Show Up
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U.S. Airways Unveils Plans To Cope With Rising Fuel Prices
Airline Expected To Follow Industry Pattern of Horrific Customer Service, Stupid and Annoying Fees
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Ilinois Man Legally Changes Name To ‘In God We Trust’
Most Will Continue to Refer to Former Steve Kreuscher As ‘That Nitwit’
Hard part’s going to be finding girl named E Pluribus Unum
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