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Scrolling Headlines Don’t Scroll Unless You Do — May 10, 2008

by markjabo on May 10th, 2008

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Feds Say Al Sharpton Owes $1.5 Million In Back Taxes
Reverend Claims He Is No Longer Speaking to Wesley Snipes

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“I know. I can’t believe they let us both in the House of Justice, either…”

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Hezbollah Stages Armed Takeover Of Sunni Neighborhoods In Beirut
Lebanese PM Calls for Army to ‘Restore Normal Life’, Wants to Get Back to ‘Good Old Days of Random Bus and Cafe Bombings’

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Myanmar Junta Leaders Seize First Two U.N. Aid Shipments
World Body Vows to Continue Humanitarian Policy of Enriching Corrupt Dictators

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Sponge Bob Fanatics Suspected In Vandalism Case
Police Impose Curfew in Bikini Bottom, ACLU Fields Profiling Complaints from Shoppers Who Buy Pineapples

2-biki-bot_nc.jpg Being picked up … for questioning.

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Citibank To Sell $500 Billion In Assets
Analysts Warn Sale of One Trillion Pens With Chains Attached May Only Be First Step

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Moqtada al-Sadr Agrees To Cease Fire With Iraq Government
Radical Cleric Also Tells Government That Check is in the Mail and He’s DD-Free

2-al-sadr_nc.jpg Promises to call the next morning.

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Co-Founder Of Baskin-Robbins Dies
End of Rocky Road for Ice Cream Magnate, Company Plans 31 Different Ceremonies This Sundae

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