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Scrolling Headlines Don’t Scroll Unless You Do - October 5, 2008

by markjabo on October 5th, 2008

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Fannie Mae Forgives Loan For 90-Year-Old Woman Who Shot Herself
Case Highlights Little Known Section of Bailout Bill That Allows Treasury Sec’y To Open Fire on Defaulting Homeowners

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Fannie Mae Forgives Loan For 90-Year-Old Woman Who Shot Herself
Agency Says Fact That She Lived Proves She’s Creditworthy, Not a Witch

The spell cast over Congress is working…

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Scientists Unlocking Secrets Of How Memory Works
Researchers Still Writing Stuff Down…Just In Case

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Great Depression Offers Lessons For Current Financial Crisis
The Sooner We Can Get Involved In Another World War, The Sooner We Can Grow Our Way Out of This Thing

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OJ Simpson Found Guilty
Jurors Deliberate For Three Days About Why It Took Him This Long to Screw Up Again

Sentenced long ago to having to live with himself…

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Judge Holds Up Stagecoach
Issues Restraining Order Preventing Wells Fargo From Picking Up Wachovia Assets

Company hope car pooling will help save enough money for acquisitions…