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Scrolling Headlines Don’t Scroll Unless You Do

by markjabo on February 14th, 2008

Jury Finds Wesley Snipes Not Guilty of Tax Fraud
Panel Split on Lesser Charge of Bad Acting

Microsoft Makes Bid For Yahoo
Alternate strategy focuses on stock swap for all the countries that made up the former Soviet Union

Ford Recalls Recall of Recall
Service Department Announces New WTF!? Initiative

GM Unveils Hybrid Pickups
New Vehicle is Part Truck, Part Polar Bear

Labor Market Sending Mixed Signals on Recession
Had Friend Tell Economist It Thought He Was Cute, Then Didn’t Return Calls

Jim Cramer Under Investigation for Insider Trading
TV Pundit Reportedly Bought Stock in Major Hearing Aid Manufacturer and Pepto Bismol Prior to Going on Air

Military Contractors Hard To Fire: Reuters
No Shit, Dude. You Try Firing a Guy With An Automatic Weapon and Grenade Belt

Breakthrough In Striking Writers’ Talks
Writers Agree To Stop Using Semi-Colon, Who/Whom

McDonald’s Global Same-Store Sales Exceed U.S. Sales
Exporting Obesity Overseas Could Help Trade Deficit

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1 opinion for Scrolling Headlines Don’t Scroll Unless You Do

  • Kristen King
    Feb 18, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    Mark, this one should have been marked with a beverage alert. As in, swallow or put down your drink before reading lest you spew your drink all over the computer screen. Thanks for the giggles.

    And welcome to the Biz Channel!

    Kristen @ BizChicksRule.com

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